A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. She was very upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me . a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce, NOW!"
The husband calmly replied, "Hang on just a minute love. At least let me tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead", the wife sobbed, "but they will be the last words you say to me!"
The husband began:
"Well, as I was getting into the car at work to drive home, this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so distressed, helpless and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car."
_"She was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty and told me that she hadn't eaten for three days."
_"Out of compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the pizza I made for you last night that you wouldn’t eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing ate it, ravenously."
"She was dirty. I suggested she have a shower. While showering, I noticed her clothes were filthy and threadbare. I threw them away."
"I gave her the designer jeans that you’ve had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight."
"I gave her underwear, your anniversary present from me, which you don’t wear because you said I don't have good taste."
"I gave her the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas, that you don’t wear just to annoy her.
I also donated those boots you bought at an expensive boutique but don’t wear because someone at work has the same pair."
The husband paused, took a quick breath and continued:
"She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, *“Please sir... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?”🤣