An elderly woman hadn’t been to the doctor in a very long time.
Her husband said to his wife that she should make an appointment for a check-up.
She made the appointment and went to the doctor.
Afterwards, she came home and the husband asked what the doctor said.
She replied that the doctor needed a specimen.
The man asked what he meant by ‘a specimen’.
She didn’t know. He suggested she ask their nosy neighbor Ethel across the road.
Sometime later the wife came back with a black eye and was very disheveled as if
she had been in a scuffle.
“What happened?!” asked her husband.
She replied, “I’m not sure, I went into Ethel’s and told her about the doctor. I asked
her what is meant by a specimen.