1 There is no social pressure to feign interest.
2 And nobody judges you for spending the day in full lounge mode.
3 Come to think of it, people are slightly intimidated by you.
4 It’s also very easy to get your way when you’re a ball of fluffy cuteness.
5 Two words: Constant massages.
6 Also, when you’re feeling loving, it’s very easy to make friends.
7 And sitting on just about anyone’s lap is A-okay.
8 It’s also easy to float under the radar when you want to.
9 And keeping yourself entertained is never a problem.
10 Agility. Incredible agility.
11 And the most satisfying contented face that ever was.
12 Public nudity is completely socially acceptable.
13 As is public bathing.
14 The day’s biggest worry is keeping track of that ball of yarn.
15 And oh yeah, nine lives.
There’s no doubt about it. Cats are set for life! Share with friends!